Friday, March 13, 2009

Another Crazy Dream

We (I'll tell you the "we" in a minute) were at some conference that had some kind of outdoor stadium. After lunch (or dinner?) we headed back into the stadium [which wasn't much bigger than that auditorium at Shilling Elementary (where I went to Elementary school, but is now a Sixth Grade Center)] and we saw a big jumbo-tron thing where it showed that Guns 'n Roses would be performing that night, but we --the conference goers --were having exclusive rights to an afternoon piano performance by Axl Rose! Suh-weet! And no, my dream made no sense. Stay with me. So, we all chose to sit on the front row (there was grass in front of us for about 20 yards before the stage, which was level with the grass). We had these padded folding chairs that had to be set upon these huge stadium seats (it was so weird) but there wasn't room for all of us --I'm not sure who was there, but I remember Becky I have a cat, another Becky I went to HS with, Susan M, Bythelbs, and Julie A., I think. There were more, but I don't remember their faces. Anyway, I had to put my chair on the grass and it kept falling over. I was mad at the people who wouldn't move down so we could sit by each other. Rude!
So, we're trying to watch this concert, and everyone on the grass kept standing up, and that's when I realized Axl Rose had invited Susan M to come sit on the grand piano while the band played! (and some random new-age dancing was being shown in time with the music on the jumbo-tron. Because of this, the whole Axl Rose thing makes no sense. It should have been Yanni or something.). And so I got out my camera and I was trying to take these pictures and I yelled "Sit down!" and that's when the whole front row yelled at me to be quiet. "You can't make them sit down, this is a rock concert!" and then I was confused because nobody was standing except those people in front of us. And Axl was playing some kind of Kenny Rogers song. But finally someone moved and I got some AWESOME shots of Susan and Axl! She was singing with him (and some other band members --one was on upright bass? What the?) and I was so excited, until something felt wrong. And that's when I looked back at my pictures, and I realized I had forgotten to put in the memory card! It was still in my computer at home, and I told all the girls --"Please take lots of pictures of Susan, because I don't have a memory card!" and they all sympathized and then I woke up suddenly...
...but no peeing this time. Well, there was peeing, but this was because it was actually time to get up and get the kids ready for school.

Gotta love pregnant dreams.

Any cool ones for you lately? Weird? Funny?

6 comments:

Annette Lyon said...

I keep having dreams involving my blog tour and giveaway.

Gee, not sure why . . . being as it's taken over my life . . .

Julie said...

I'm going to take credit for the Axl Rose part.

I love that dream, but wish you hadn't forgotten your memory card because I would have loved to have seen the pictures! ;)

Janelle said...

But did Axl Rose look like Adam Lambert in your dream?

bythelbs said...

Like I wouldn't already be taking pictures of Susan sitting on a piano while Axl played Kenny Rogers. Are you kidding me?

I was going to blog about my crazy dream today. Maybe I still will.

Cheryl said...

The craziest part, is now that I'm thinking about it, Axl Rose looked very similar to the karaoke guy in the Thai restaurant in Vegas who sang like Kenny Rogers. Sorry, Janelle --no Adam Lambert!

madhousewife said...

You have much better pregnant dreams than I have!

I love how Kenny Rogers managed to worm his way into this one. Wouldn't it be great if we could take pictures of our dreams to have for later? Kind of like that Robin Williams movie where people had the chips in their heads that recorded their lives but you could have them edited for an awesome video at your funeral? Only there wouldn't be any psycho killers involved. Um, perhaps you didn't see that movie. (Perhaps I was only dreaming!) And I guess you don't need pictures if you have mad drawing skillz like bythelbs.