We (I'll tell you the "we" in a minute) were at some conference that had some kind of outdoor stadium. After lunch (or dinner?) we headed back into the stadium [which wasn't much bigger than that auditorium at Shilling Elementary (where I went to Elementary school, but is now a Sixth Grade Center)] and we saw a big jumbo-tron thing where it showed that Guns 'n Roses would be performing that night, but we --the conference goers --were having exclusive rights to an afternoon piano performance by Axl Rose! Suh-weet! And no, my dream made no sense. Stay with me. So, we all chose to sit on the front row (there was grass in front of us for about 20 yards before the stage, which was level with the grass). We had these padded folding chairs that had to be set upon these huge stadium seats (it was so weird) but there wasn't room for all of us --I'm not sure who was there, but I remember Becky I have a cat, another Becky I went to HS with, Susan M, Bythelbs, and Julie A., I think. There were more, but I don't remember their faces. Anyway, I had to put my chair on the grass and it kept falling over. I was mad at the people who wouldn't move down so we could sit by each other. Rude!
So, we're trying to watch this concert, and everyone on the grass kept standing up, and that's when I realized Axl Rose had invited Susan M to come sit on the grand piano while the band played! (and some random new-age dancing was being shown in time with the music on the jumbo-tron. Because of this, the whole Axl Rose thing makes no sense. It should have been Yanni or something.). And so I got out my camera and I was trying to take these pictures and I yelled "Sit down!" and that's when the whole front row yelled at me to be quiet. "You can't make them sit down, this is a rock concert!" and then I was confused because nobody was standing except those people in front of us. And Axl was playing some kind of Kenny Rogers song. But finally someone moved and I got some AWESOME shots of Susan and Axl! She was singing with him (and some other band members --one was on upright bass? What the?) and I was so excited, until something felt wrong. And that's when I looked back at my pictures, and I realized I had forgotten to put in the memory card! It was still in my computer at home, and I told all the girls --"Please take lots of pictures of Susan, because I don't have a memory card!" and they all sympathized and then I woke up suddenly...
...but no peeing this time. Well, there was peeing, but this was because it was actually time to get up and get the kids ready for school.
Gotta love pregnant dreams.
Any cool ones for you lately? Weird? Funny?