Conversations with #3...

#3: Wahhhhhhh!!!!

Me: What's the matter?

#3: Bonk!

Me: What happened?

#3: Big feet to fall down and bonk!

Me: You have big feet?

#3: HAHAHA!! Big feet!!

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#3: What's that?

Me: Tape

#3: Oh! Tape. What's that?

Me: Calculator

#3: OH! tacutalor. What's that?

Me: Buddy, I'm trying to clean this up....please, would you...

#3: WHAT'S THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: It's the stapler.

#3: Oh! Tapler. What's that?

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#3: Owie!

Me: What's the matter?

#3: Owie and bonk!

Me: Want me to kiss it better?

#3: Yes....hahahahaha!!!

Me: There, is that better?

#3: Other owie --on leg. Kiss! Hahahahaha!

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#3: MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

Me: What is it?

#3: MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

Me: Buddy, I'm right here! What do you need?

#3: (silence)

Me: What do you need?

#3: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: Do you need anything?

#3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: ~sigh~ :)